“When you feel like quitting, just think why you started. You may have to reinvent yourself to bounce back in the game.”: A gem of saying which has being fueling the preserverance in some of the top corporate Honchos around the world.
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So is the case with the King of Good times, Vijay Mallya facing tough times on being hounded by ED for laundering money worth millions of dollars.
“Sensual art & sophisticated farts errr… marts have always been my passion. You know introducing Kingfisher calendar & building UB City (Bangalore) were my brain children”, he said in a casual talk with Faking News.”
“People should realize how difficult it was to handpick air hostesses for kingfishers airlines? Or collecting antiquities for that matter. It requires a very meticulous observer to look through the quality.” he added getting lost in some thoughts itching his white French beard.
“But look at the irony in the nation! SBI already snatched away the 500 crores Goodbye Package that Diageo had gifted me. I was planning to shoot the kingfishers calendar in the UK this time in the grandest manner ever. Just imagine the ripples it could have created across the Europe. Perhaps, it would have challenged the dominance of Pirelle calender of the West.”
“They have turned all my projects to shamble, but they can not kill my spirit! You see, following this year I will be launching an exclusive, first of its kind Panchang calendar featuring Kingfisher supermodels.”
“Now my Sensual showcase will knock doors of every single Indian.” exclaimed the two times independent Rajya Sabha MP from Karnataka closing his eyes to half.
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