New Delhi. Inspired by the ballistic speech fired by Smriti Irani at her hapless adversaries in the parliament recently, various universities across the country are contemplating the addition of Dramatics as an elective subject for students pursuing Political Science studies.
“For an eligible candidature for AAP, students who have topped in Dramatics, will only be entertained”: The previous topper of Dramatics, Arvind Kejriwal
At this point, it is yet unclear if the union HRD ministry has issued a directive in this regard. Non-committal on the matter, the HRD ministry uncharacteristically maintained stoic silence on this development.
While various aspects of Smriti’s melodramatic discourse had been repeatedly telecast across primetime news channels, academicians and thinkers alike were busy studying the neuron-numbing performance with rapt attention. It is quite possible that the soon to be introduced Dramatics elective would delve on vital aspects of political discourse ranging from eyes-welling-up-along-with chin-quivering technique, thanklessly borrowing soap-opera actor expressions, pulling off fibs with emphatic aplomb, whipping up a whirlpool of collective emotion-notwithstanding facts and effortlessly anchoring in stormy waters while gleefully sinking adversaries in the same sea. Experts opine that video editing to concoct inciting digital content also holds promise as a topic in the elective.
Meanwhile splintered student groups across the country from both right and left winged ideologies have decided to take the middle path on this subject. Haling Azadi from mediocre elective subjects, these groups have unanimously welcomed the move in anticipation of securing a lucrative and dramatic career in politics.
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