USA. The “Mexican Wave” of Soccer is back. Mr.Trump proposes a wall on borders of USA and Mexico to reduce illegal immigration. Mr.Donald Trump admits that the new “Mexican Wall” is inspired by the Soccer Mania act only. He foresees a threat to the NBA and Rose Bowl from Soccer hence the wall. Of course Mexico will pay for the wall. He even demonstrated the wall by waving his hands during preliminaries southern states like Texas, New Mexico and Arizona affected by Hispanic Immigrants. He even had his hair spiked in form of Mexican Wave to demonstrate a prototype of the wall.
Mr.Trump with an ethnic Headgear
Mr. Trump’s contempt of ObamaCare is well televised and here in lies his love of Mr.Narendra Modi. The right approach of Mr. Modi with ample left head room makes Mr.Trump a fan of our Prime Minister. He seems to know that following Mr.Modi will enable him to take care of the health issues.Though ObamaCare may go, low income groups will get medicaid and medicare. Further insurers will be forced to give coverage to people suffering from chronic diseases. He seems inspired by Indian budget too. While make the right wingers eat out of his plate (literally as he has not hosted any fund raising dinners), Mr.Trump talks about heavily taxing companies which shift manufacturing base out of country.
His love of education is a folklore as is the case with many of Indian politicians. More education leads to higher number of intellectuals. Learning from the Indian society, he knows the threat. “Loved the poorly educated as they are loyal”, he has been quoted many a times.
Meanwhile one spokes person of a new party in India has claimed that Mr.Trump is blatantly copying it’s policies without acknowledgment. He said, “The Republican’s approach on Pharmaceuticals is totally inspired by our policy to reduce electric bills by half. It’s like our promise of an audit of power distribution companies.”
We at Faking News took pains to find more about his Indian connection. We took out his horoscope to Be-Jan Daruwala. He made it clear that Rahu Kal transit in Libra made Mr.Trump more likely look like an Indian politician.
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