Delhi: Actress turned politician turned HRD Minister Smruti Irani yesterday declared 5 years diploma course in Kamasutra at JNU.
Defending BJP MLA Gyandev Ahuja for his findings of 3000 condoms and 500 abortion syringes are used daily in JNU hostels, HRD Minister said, “Our party has always supported efforts of Government to population control. I am confident that Ahujaji never opposes use of condom. New course in Kamasutra was well planned and its declaration is just a formality”.
Meanwhile, waitress turned politician turned congress president Sonia Gandhi has criticized Mr. Ahuja for interfering into the privacy of students. She further said, BJP’s policy to discourage the use of condoms is unfortunate. She claimed (with a helpless look at India Today magazine showing Rahul Gandhi on the front page), that country has experienced what non use of condoms means to Congress party!
Pyasa medical shop owner Mr. Jain told to Faking News, “Yes, it is possible that 3000 condoms are used daily in JNU hostels. I sell condoms only in minimum quantity of 1 box containing 100 condoms. In fact, I have stopped selling other medicines and specialized in selling condoms and other family planning tablets and injections”. Mr. Jain proudly says that he is largest retailer of Kamasutra, Durex, Playboy and Kohinoor condoms in the country today, open 24×7 days a week.
Pradeep Kumar, VP- sales of new entrant in condom industry, Manforce said, “We aim to capture at least 20% of JNU condom market, which is estimated to be at least million condoms in quantity and Rs. 50 lakh in value terms. With growing popularity of JNU and its sex life, we expect this campus market to grow multi-fold and will help us more as we are all set to launch Manforce Dhar(o)na condom exclusively for JNU students ”.
Anti India slogan convict Kishan Kanaihya told our reporter on his way to Patiyala court, “Government should thank JNU students for use of condoms and abortion syringes. We are pursuing PhD, eat subsidized food and stay at nominal cost since past 8-10 years. If we do not use condoms, our kids would have joined our protests by now. It is our sex life that has kept us motivated to pursue boring courses at JNU”. He welcomed however government’s move to introduce course in Kamasutra, but expressed his displeasure on 5 years as JNU students can complete all course work in less than 1 year.
Environment minister Maneka Gandhi has scheduled a visit to JNU tomorrow to check possible environment pollution due to dumping of condoms and syringes at JNU campus. A senior officer in ministry claims that condom has become lifestyle at JNU. And even birds, animals around JNU campus are now using condoms and hence their population is under threat.
Faking News contacted BJP MLA Gyandev Ahuja for comments. Mr. Ahuja said, “My statements are being misinterpreted by media. I have no objection against use of condoms and in fact I support students for use of condoms. However, I feel they should take rest at least one day and try to read books given for study”. He further said that he feels JNU students are lucky as politicians deal only fat and ugly ladies in their mid 40s or 50s.
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