Friday, June 20, 2014

LinkedIn profile of an Al-Qaeda terrorist

Kabul. Impressed by activities of ISIS in Iraq, an Al-Qaeda terrorist Zohaib Khan has applied for the job of Mujahideen Manager at the reputed organization.


“As Iraq has officialy requested US to crack down on ISIS, they are looking to increase their work force to buckle up for future fights. For me, it’s a good opportunity of company switch,” said Zohaib while talking to Faking News.


To increase his chance of selection, Zohaib has updated his LinkedIn profile and has forwarded the link to HR team of ISIS. Here is the snapshot of Zohaib’s profile:


LinkedIn

Impressive!!




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