Thursday, May 5, 2016

How to pretend you are a Game Of Thrones fan- In 10 simple steps

Do your friends ever have a conversation about how awesome Game of thrones is and you just nod along even though you’re not really sure what they’re talking about?
Do you get annoyed by all the memes and Game of thrones related FB/WhatsApp messages but pretend to like them because everyone else likes them.

Here is how you can quickly become a fan as well and join them.

1- Love Tyrion: 

You don't know who he is, you don't know what he does, forget it. Just say you love Tyrion, everyone loves Tyrion. Tyrion is AWESOME

You don’t know who he is, you don’t know what he does, forget it. Just say you love Tyrion, everyone loves Tyrion. Tyrion is AWESOME

2. Change your phone’s wallpaper to a Game Of Thrones Quote

Valar Morghulis

Valar Morghulis

3. Believe in a fan theory passionately

Whenever someone starts discussing Game Of Thrones, start saying how this is a fan theory you can't wait to come true

Whenever someone starts discussing Game Of Thrones, start saying how this is a fan theory you can’t wait to come true

4. Talk about Jon Snow’s return to life- FOREVER

Remember, wondering if he is alive is so 2015. It is 2016, talk about his return from the dead. Game Of Thrones fans will not let you speak after that, their theories will begin.

Remember, wondering if he is alive is so 2015. It is 2016, talk about his return from the dead. Game Of Thrones fans will not let you speak after that, their theories will begin.

5. Mourn every death on the show

No matter who you hear died on the show, you have to act sad and say, he was such a good character. Yeah, even the little piece of shit like Joffrey was a great character

No matter who you hear died on the show, you have to act sad and say, he was such a good character. Yeah, even the little piece of shit like Joffrey was a great character

6. From July onward, start sharing this meme

GoT meme

Not you Mumbaikars, there is no winter coming to Mumbai. Give up hope

7. When your friends start discussing specifics of the show, start saying Hodor

Hodor... Hodor... Hodor? Hodor! Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!

Hodor… Hodor… Hodor? Hodor! Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!

8. Compare every bit of cruelty to the Red wedding

Add "Lannisters send their regards" to random conversations for good measure

Add “Lannisters send their regards” to random conversations for good measure

9. Pretend you don’t care for nudity

A lot of nudity on the show but the real fans watch it for the story, not the nudity. So always pretend that you didn't even notice the characters were nude

A lot of nudity on the show but the real fans watch it for the story, not the nudity. So always pretend that you didn’t even notice the characters were nude

10. Every Monday, crib about spoilers

Yeah, we use the same pic for all memes

Yeah, we use the same pic for all memes

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