Monday, December 23, 2013

Congress says AAP cap design is not good enough to protect ears during cold, may ditch AAP

Delhi. Soon after formal engagement of AAP and Congress, inter-party disputes, which media and rest of country was eagerly waiting for, has started surfacing.


Kejriwal trying to beat Delhi winter by external support of mufler

Kejriwal trying to beat the winter by external support of a muffler.



Reportedly, Congress is not too much happy with AAP cap design as it’s not good enough to protect ears in cold Delhi weather.


“You start noticing a lot of things about each other after getting into a relationship, even small issue matters a lot. Same happened with us,” said newly appointed Delhi Congress chief Arvinder Singh Lovely on souring relationship with rookie party.


“It’s a fancy cap, only for show off and offers no real protection to ears. Delhi people supporting AAP are roaming around in this chilly weather wearing AAP cap and as a result, they are falling ill. Cap’s complete design is flawed and it’s so anti-Delhi weather and anti-people. On one side they talk about aam-aadmi and on other side risking their health,” Mr Lovely explained further.


Congress party pointed out some other serious flaws like white color of cap and material used to create the cap. As per Jaipal Reddy, minister of Science and Technology, it would have been much better if caps were of black color and made of wool instead of Khaadi.


“Black color absorbs sun radiation and keeps inside warm and it’s certainly not wise to wear Khaadi cap in winter. These guys are so careless,” said Jaipal Reddy, “It’s almost impossible to adjust with AAP, at least in this winter.”


Retaliating against Congress’ logic, AAP mocked them by saying that grand old party was too afraid of cap’s openness, as they were addicted to keep things hidden.


“We can’t wear monkey caps, as it’s normally used by criminals to hide their face while committing crimes. It will pass a wrong message to people. With external support of muffler, I think cap is good enough to survive Delhi’s cold,” told Arvind Kejriwal while talking to media.


However, Congress party has refused Kejriwal’s suggestion to wear mufflers. “It’s AAP’s conspiracy, symbolically they are telling that we are mufflers tied around their neck and choking them. It puts us in bad light, while we are good people,” replied Congress VP Rahul Gandhi.


Meanwhile, Sheila Dixit hinted that AAP cap design issue is going to be in Congress manifesto if re-election happens in Delhi.


“If Congress wins re-election, I promise to give all Delhiites a hand knitted woolen cap,” vowed Sheila, hoping to replicate AAP’s success by making an imaginative promise.



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