After being ordered to move the matches from Maharashtra, BCCI is facing severe problems in every other Indian state too. IPL governing council tried every state but were faced with one obstacle or the other in every state. Frustrated with all this, BCCI has decided to take the IPL abroad to Pakistan where there are lesser issues to address.
Here is the list of problems they faced in every Indian state:
| State | Problem |
|---|---|
| Jammu & Kashmir | Too tense |
| Himachal Pradesh | Can’t provide security to Pakistani commentator Ramiz Raja (We don’t know why that should be a problem though) |
| Punjab | Security forces busy helping drug mafia, nobody has time to provide security for matches. |
| Haryana | Jats may disrupt matches demanding reservation in IPL sides |
| Delhi | With odd-even in place, players and spectators will struggle to reach the venue |
| Uttarakhand | High Court may reverse the decisions given by the umpires resulting in never-ending matches |
| Uttar Pradesh | Day-Night matches not possible, no electricity |
| Rajasthan | Water shortage |
| Gujarat | No IPL player wants to spend 6 weeks in a dry state |
| Maharashtra | Drought |
| Goa | Players may spend whole day drinking beer, nobody will turn up for the games |
| Karnataka | Drought |
| Kerala | Every IPL team may go on a strike |
| Tamil Nadu | Sponsors may object to replacing their logos with Amma’s photo |
| Andhra Pradesh | Proximity to Telugu actors may inspire cricketers to try dangerous stunts and hurt themselves in the process |
| Telangana | Owaisis will call for removal of umpires for 15 minutes so that they can settle the tournament in Sunrisers Hyderabad’s favour |
| Odisha | Why can’t we continue to ignore them? |
| Jharkhand | Dhoni’s friends will invade the ground every time his team comes close to losing |
| Bihar | Star players may get kidnapped and owners may end up paying huge ransom amounts |
| Chattisgarh | Naxals will disrupt the matches by placing landmines below the pitch |
| Madhya Pradesh | What if some player learns something about Vyapam? Who will be responsible for his death then? |
| Bengal | Police is busy saving itself from vandals. They don’t have time to provide security to all IPL teams |
| Sikkim, Assam, Arunachal Pradesh, Mizoram, Meghalaya, Tripura, Manipur, Nagaland | Where are they? |
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