New Delhi. The blocking of porn websites has created huge uproar in the country, with people from all walks of life be it Engineers, FB Friendship enthusiasts, Karnataka MLAs, etc, all protesting against the ban.
Such is the anger within people that many of them have taken to Twitter, Facebook and their bedrooms, to let their displeasure known.
“Modi ji toh keh rahe the ki ache din aayenge, yahan toh achhi raatein bhi chali gayi hain, WTF is this?” asked a 31 year old IT professional, while watching films from Mahesh Bhatt’s production house.
“And if he is planning to bring Achhe din in lieu of Achhi ratein, we don’t need such dins, we reject it,” he added, frustrated at having to fast forward songs and meaningless scenes again and again.
The ban has further led to a huge increase in the value of mobile handsets and laptops having pornographic content stored in them.
He was topless and all ready for the night, but then he found porn banned.
“I bought this mobile for Rs 7000 few days back and immediately exhausted entire memory storage by transferring porn. I can’t believe today same mobile is fetching me Rs 30000 on OLX,” said an excited 2nd year engineering student.
Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal too lashed out at PM Modi for once again not letting his party men work.
“Isi ka darr tha mujhe ji. Baaki sab toh chhodiye, main apne party leaders ko hi rok nahi pa raha hun black market me aise mobile aur laptop khareedne se,” Kejriwal said as he ordered his aides to come with another poster rejecting porn ban to be put up in streets of Delhi.
While there were also few guys, whose addiction to porn had embarrassed them many times; they were relieved that porn was banned.
“I am glad they have banned it. Now I won’t have to worry about locking my phone or deleting my web history, when a female colleague all of sudden asks if she can use my system,” said a 28 year old Marketing Manager.
However experts claim that if the ban is not reversed, it could severely impact electoral prospects of BJP in urban areas.
“Its bullshit that cricket unites everyone. In my opinion nothing unites everybody more than porn,” argued one such expert.
Meanwhile with an eye to capture the imagination of the youth of the country once again, alleged youth icon and Congress VP, Rahul Gandhi, has decided to follow the tried and tested formula of visiting the people most affected by the ban. Sources claim that he intends to eat watch porn with these people to express solidarity and send out strong message to Modi govt. Sources further claim that he will make his first visit to KRK’s house.
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