Lucknow. After Samajwadi Party leader Ram Gopal Yadav challenged the center to take back all the IAS officers from Uttar Pradesh, the mafia in the state has started warming up for the bigger role.
“We are touched by the support the state government has shown towards us and it’s high time we reciprocate,” Balu Singh, a sand mafia boss told Faking News.
Ram Gopal Yadav is happy to think of a state without any IAS officers
Local criminals, extortionists, middle-men, etc. too are confident that Uttar Pradesh can do without these administrators.
“We are better organized than government officers and we support each other,” Monty Yadav, a hooch seller claimed.
Mafia members claim that there is enough in-house talent to discharge the regular duties of an IAS officer.
“Some of us already move around in laal batti (red beacon) and our commands are followed more promptly than those of wayward officers like Durga Shakti Nagpal,” Balu claimed that the whole system of IAS officers can be replaced within minutes in the state.
“Look at the brighter side; you don’t have to pay commission to a corrupt IAS officer now. You straightaway deal with us and our political bosses,” Balu said.
Possibly Related News:
- Sand mafia pardons suspended UP officer
- Separate state for honest IAS officers announced
- Mulayam calls for Uttar Pradesh Bandh as Akhilesh introduces FDI in retail
- Rahul Gandhi vows to marry if Congress is voted to power in Uttar Pradesh
- IAS officer in UP suspended for eating samosa in front of a fasting Muslim
No comments:
Post a Comment