Around 8000 Indians have expressed interest in getting settled on Mars. Faking News has found that among the list, there are some celebrities too:
A celerity on Mars wearing a suit to hide from the common man
Asaram Bapu: he is planning to escape to Mars to avoid police arrest. He also wants to be the first godman on Mars, and if luckier, a prophet who starts a new religion.
Ram Jethmalani: he signed up after knowing that Asaram was going to Mars. He wants to fight some crime cases.
LK Advani: finally he hopes to get elected as the Prime Minister over there.
Arnab Goswami : it’s not sure why he wanted to go to Mars, but sources confirm that his application has been rejected because his voice already reaches Mars.
Robert Vadra : actually, he’s already there.
Subramanian Swamy: he is going there to collect evidence of Sonia Gandhi’s involvement in Robert Vadra’s land purchases on Mars.
Justice Katju : he wants to take control and educate these 8000 people so that future generations don’t breed fools and idiots.
Arindam Chaudhuri: he wants to establish the first b-school on Mars because for long he has dared to think beyond Earth.
Sheila Dixit: she has signed up on behalf of her daughter, because she feels her daughter does not feel safe in Delhi.
Sunny Deol: he’s going there to protect all the 8000 Indians if and when Pakistanis reach Mars.
Digvijay Singh: he’s the only one who has not signed up voluntarily. Some activists have put his name on his behalf to have a better and saner earth. Digvijay Singh has blamed RSS for putting his name.
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