New Delhi. In a major blow to Modi, news channels have found out a person who goes to “devalay” (temple) before going to “shauchalay” (toilet) as the first thing done in the morning.
Digvijay Sharma, a man from Gorakhpur was found praying first in the morning and going to toilet later; earlier his priority order was reverse.
The man who must be opposed
“I was shocked to see Modi say ‘pahle shauchalay, phir devalay’ – this is exactly what I had been doing all these years. The thought of being a Modi follower made me sick, and I decided to change my routine,” Digvijay told Faking News.
“I will do whatever it takes to keep communal forces at bay,” the anti-Modi activist declared, “Even if it means being full of shit (in the morning).”
“What I am doing is not an easy thing to do. You must be knowing how tough it is to control those things in the morning, but Narendra Modi must be controlled,” he underscored his importance to the society.
Digvijay is getting a lot of support from fellow anti-Modi activists, though some have frowned upon his idea of going to a temple as the first thing to do in the morning.
“This could give rise to communalism,” protested some activists.
Meanwhile thousands of pro-Modi activists have started going to toilets and taking bath before barging into temples, sources tell Faking News.
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