It all started with it becoming clear that India and Bangladesh will play each other
So it's gonna be Genuine Aadhar card Holders vs Fake Aadhar card holders in QF
#INDvsBAN
— Ingenious (@Bees_Kut) March 13, 2015
Then somebody spread the rumor in Bangladeshi dressing room (wish they later wished had been true)
Bangladeshi players, after somebody spread the rumour that Rohit Sharma is not playing tomorrow. #INDvsBAN http://ift.tt/1B4yD74
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 18, 2015
Indian won the toss and decided to bat, but coming back from New Zealand, batsmen found the MCG ground too big
This Melbourne stadium is even bigger than Mamata Banerjee's ego #IndvsBan
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
Rohit was back to his confident best
Rohit Sharma against minnows is as confident as Arnab while dealing with Sanjay Jha. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
But Kohli got out cheaply
Kohli clearly yet to recover from Rakhi Sawant's proposal. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
It later became clear that Kohli’s inning was a tribute to Anushka’s NH10
Kohli edges a catch to wicketkeeper after watching edge of the seat thriller NH10. #INDvsBAN
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
Then with 3 quick wickets in succession, things became slow
Indians: We need boundaries
Bangladeshis: we will cross them
— बिल्लू (@MohitParmarr) March 19, 2015
So slow that..
Nehru rate of growth visible in run making by India. Hope liberalization follows.
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) March 19, 2015
Then better sense prevailed
Shakib Al Hasan finally realizing he has an IPL contract and bowling half volleys. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
Raina and Rohit both started exploding
Competition between Raina and Rohit as to who will bludgeon minnows in this tournament the most. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
And just when India started gaining momentum, Rain gods intervened
Rain Rain go away
come again another day
Raina, Rohit want to play
#INDvsBAN
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
Then rain went, so did Raina
Raina has got out on short deliveries more number of times he has got out. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
But Rohit and India team had umpires on its side
Third umpire in today's match #INDvsBAN http://ift.tt/1xipnkG
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
Aleem Dar should give a no-ball again and we will give him Padma Bhushan.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
BCCI should at least give an #FF to Aleem Dar
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) March 19, 2015
Thanks to umpire and his talent, Rohit smashed a ton
RT if Rohit Sharma trolled you with his talent.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
And marriage proposals for the young lad started flowing in
BAS SHAADI KAR LE MUJHSE ROHIT
— TheBlackMagicWoman (@aanchalator) March 19, 2015
Then Dhoni got out, but why worry when Sir is there
If Sir J came a little earlier he could have scored fastest 50 today,
— Pagla Ghoda (@pagla_ghoda) March 19, 2015
And thanks to Sir
India made 1.1.1.1.1.1 in the last over. Looks like a fence put on the border. #INDvsBAN
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
It was time for Bangladesh’s chase, and they started with few successive fours, that made viewers wonder
Looks like Bangladeshis moved the boundary inside by few yards during the break. #INDvsBAN
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
With Tamim caught behind by Dhoni, Umpires again got their act together
Ian Gould is taking a review whether he can give Tamim's partner Kayes also out along with Tamim. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
And soon there was a brilliant run out by Sir as the Bangladeshi batsmen got confused
Sir Jadeja controlling the mind of players.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
With it started the downfall of Bangladesh
5 wickets gone. Bangladeshi fans searching for some hope #INDvsBAN http://ift.tt/1B4yDE1
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
But Sir Jadeja displayed his heart of gold while bowling
Sir Jadeja displaying his philanthropic side by helping Bangladesh lose respectably. #INDvsBAN
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
And as expected Bangladesh lost, striking fears among Gunday fan club in India
Bangladeshis will further lower the rating of Gunday after this
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) March 19, 2015
Also it was time to live up to your word tweet
I'll cut my wrist if India wins.
— ماہ نور (@mahnoor) March 19, 2015
Time for semi finals
Dear Pakistan, choice is yours, whether you want to lose to Australia or India. Decide now. Your Welcome
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) March 19, 2015
But most probably professional Australian team will ensure this
Hello Pakistan, see you in 2019.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 19, 2015
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