Islamabad. Fed up with countless number of proofs given by Indian government regarding presence of underworld don Dawood Ibrahim in Karachi, Pak government finally released strong proofs to counter India’s claims.
Faking News managed to get those highly classified pics. Here are some of the pics, along with messages written on them by Pak authorities.
You can see, none of them looks like Dawood.
Look as far as your eyes can see, and get back to us if you can spot Dawood Ibrahim. We will definitely help you to catch him.
Even in the sky, there are clouds, but no Dawood.
Dawood loves to wear sunglasses. We looked for him at sunglass shops, but didn’t find him.
He wasn’t at his favourite night club in Karachi.
Even “Wikipedia” is not sure of Dawood’s current address.
India says Dawood is an underworld don, so we checked below the Earth’s surface. We found water, but no sign of Dawood.
Here is Javed Miandad, Dawood’s relative. Had Dawood been in Pak, Javed would have informed us.
We searched behind the curtains of Nawaz Sharif’s drawing room.
And this is the right pocket of ISI head’s pant and guess what? Dawood was not there.
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