Mumbai. While announcing opening of a branch in India, terrorist organization al-Qaeda released a series of posters to promote its brand value in the country.
Faking News brings to you some of the posters:
Making sure you never feel alone and safe for a moment. No matter whether you live in a remote village or in a city, al-Qaeda will always be there looking for you.
They are the best of the lot. Comparatively less brutal than ISIS, al-Qaeda is a terror organization with a touch of humanity.
With promise of virgins in paradise, why care what happens when you’re alive.
A mujahideens’ desire to get 72 virgins is so strong that they just can’t wait to blow themselves up.
Al-Qaeda’s aim is to turn the whole Earth into what it originally was, a dirt ball. They care for nature.
Al-Qaeda members are one of the few people on the planet with a mind almost as calm as mind of a zombie.
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