After Election Commission clarified that Rahul Gandhi was just “inspecting” an Electronic Voting Machine and not obstructing the polling process, Faking News has found out that Rahul Gandhi has indeed been a regular at inspecting things.
Here are some exclusive snapshots where the Congress Vice President is seen inspecting things, and trying to make them work.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting an allegedly malfunctioning EVM. Apparently, he could correct it with his vision, thus helping in the polling process.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting his fate line. He allegedly holds a Master’s degree in palmistry from Harvard.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting the lens of his specs. He never goes for any eye checkup as he can inspect power himself.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting a Commonwealth Games construction. Sources say that he predicted a foot-over bridge falling down, but the Delhi government ignored his observations.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting Sachin Tendulkar’s form. It was after he told Tendulkar that it was getting bad, Sachin decided to call it a day.
Rahul Gandhi inspecting roads built by the UPA government. It was after such inspections that he concluded that his government had made more roads than any other.
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