They are getting ready to come up with one of these statements
As Ravi Shastri would say, “all three four results are possible” in Delhi assembly elections. It could go AAP, BJP, or Congress way, or there could be hung assembly.
Faking News has found from its sources, what will these parties say when election results are announced. They have already weighed in various results:
Scenario 1: AAP wins clear majority
AAP: We told you! Our internal survey says we will form next government at center too.
BJP: This clearly shows that people with huge support on Twitter and Facebook are winning. Narendra Modi will be the next Prime Minister.
Congress: This clearly shows that people supported by the youth are winning. Congress will form the next government under leadership of Youth Icon Rahul Gandhi.
Scenario 2: BJP wins clear majority
AAP: We will educate people about corruption. (We have just sent an SMS to Anna. Guess we still need him.)
BJP: WE RULE THE WORLD!
Congress: AAP was planted by BJP to cut our votes. It’s unfortunate that the voter couldn’t see this gameplan. But we are sure that under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi ji, we will defeat them in general elections.
Scenario 3: Congress wins clear majority
AAP: We will educate people about corruption. (We have just sent an SMS to Anna. Guess we still need him.)
BJP: AAP was planted by Congress to cut our votes. It’s unfortunate that the voter couldn’t see this gameplan. But we are sure that due to the leadership of Rahul Gandhi ji and Narendra Modi ji, we will defeat them in general elections.
Congress: WE RULE THE WORLD!
Scenario 4: Hung assembly
AAP: We will not support any party (till the general elections are over)
BJP: We will not support any party (AAP MLAs have been contacted)
Congress: We will not support any party (AAP MLAs have been contacted)
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- Congress to adopt left hand as its election symbol
- Congress to make WhatsApp free forever for Indian youth
- Gadkari to resign after Congress picks Rahul Gandhi to lead poll preparations
- Rahul Gandhi not ready for No. 2 position in Congress, may accept No. 2.5 position
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