New Delhi. A 38-year-old desperate and “frustu” man has sued DMRC after his efforts of finding couples getting intimate on Delhi Metro failed to yield any results.
The man in question, allegedly residing in Dubai and an avid porn watcher, realized that the Delhi Metro clips he had seen on his favorite sites were not fake; they were reportedly uploaded by DMRC after picking those from CCTV footage.
The man in cheerful mood before embarking on the journey
Realizing that he could watch those clips “live” instead of watching the same mundane plumber/driver/teacher drama on his laptop, the unidentified man immediately left for India and landed in Delhi early last morning.
Immediately after landing in Delhi, he bought 10-15 metro cards and recharged each one of them with Rs 1000. With camera in tow and resolve of a tiger running after his prey, he embarked on what turned out to be most horrific journey of his life.
After traveling on all possible metro routes (even the ones under construction) and physically examining all coaches, platforms, and sulabh shauchalay on the stations, from 5 am in the morning to 11:30 in the night, he finally gave up. He had to be taken to AIIMS after he collapsed because of exhaustion.
Onlookers confirm the man was beaten twice during his expedition first by one of the couples whom he gave an unusually long lecherous stare in the hope of them “doing” at least something. And second, when as a last resort he entered women’s compartment hoping to catch some lesbians in action there.
In the end all he could manage was to smell sweat of various travelers and people playing Temple Run on their mobile sets.
He reportedly decided to sue DMRC officials after he realized that he has lost close to 50000 rupees in his expedition along with his hearing and some vision after getting bashed up.
Experts say DMRC understands that this incident could spoil their image further. Hence they are trying to reach for a truce by pacifying the man by offering him exclusive collection of the footage they have recorded so far and are requesting him to withdraw the case.
All our efforts of getting in touch with the man failed as he was reportedly busy giving kicks and kisses to DMRC officials.
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